This review is about a masturbator for men, the 2 in 1 Hummer from You2Toys. The packaging this masturbator comes in is not very subtle, there's a naked model on the front as well as images of the product itself.
I myself prefer the more subtle and stylized packaging, but this makes it immediately clear what you've bought. On one side of the box there's also a cross section of the masturbator, on the other two close-ups of the mouth opening and the vaginal opening. There are safety warnings on the back in multiple languages. So all perfectly fine. Besides the toy, the packaging also contains a general user manual, which unfortunately is not specifically for this masturbator, but all You2Toys products.
Want to go to the gym?
That heading is a reference to one of the descriptions I found about this toy on the internet. The masturbator is shaped like a dumbbell, so supposedly you could easily hide it in amongst your sports gear...yeah right.
The masturbator consists of a round tube as a center piece with a wider piece at both ends where the opening is. There's a twist-off cap on both sides that you can unscrew to access the mouth and vagina. The toy is almost entirely made of plastic, except for the inside and both openings which are made of a 'realfeel' material. These are the dimensions of the masturbator. It's 18 centimeters long and the ends are each 7.5 centimeters in diameter. It can be penetrated up to about 16-17 centimeters. According to the website, the minimum diameter is 3 centimeters, but the material makes it pretty stretchy. The inside of the masturbator is studded, which is supposed to provide extra pleasure.
So now for a 'workout'
My first impression is that both the mouth and vaginal openings look very small. The first time you use it, material has a layer on it (probably from the mold it was poured into) that you should wash off first. The material feels soft to the touch, but it is sticky (despite several cleanings). The downside of this material is that it really attracts dust and hair. If you clean the masturbator and try to dry it with a cloth, hair and dust will still stick to the 'skin'. Drying with paper is not recommended, as it'll really sticks to it (I know from experience).
After adding a little lubricant, both openings are easy to penetrate. The mouth opening feels a little tighter than the vagina. What I noticed was that the masturbator as a whole feels pretty tight around my penis, which makes moving it up and down a bit difficult. So that's something for more well-endowed men to keep in mind. Still though, it does mean you can really feel everything. In my opinion, the studs on the inside don't really add that much.
Moving the masturbator up and down creates a sucking sound that is not all that sexy. And the two openings aren't attached to the outside, but there's some kind of thick layer that's supposed to keep them in place. Because of that, the opening sometimes flops out of the holder and you have to push it back in.
I can say that the masturbator does its job, though. Despite the fact that it may not be one of the better quality masturbators on the market, it does make you cum just fine. Unfortunately that's also followed by an anticlimax: cleaning the toy. Because both openings are connected to the same 'tunnel', the inner part can't be removed from the holder, which is kind of a hassle when cleaning. The best way I have found is to use your fingers to try to make the openings larger under the running water on both sides, so that the water can run through the inner part. But the downside is that you'll never be able to get the inside of the toy properly dry. It makes me doubt how hygienic this toy would be in the long term.
This small, handy masturbator, with its 2-in-1 concept, was a good idea, but it gets a low score from me. The two openings feel almost the same and the studded texture on the inside was imperceptible for me. The material is also very sticky, which makes cleaning it a challenge. Cleaning is further complicated by the design of the toy, because the inner part can't be removed. Despite all that, the masturbator does its job just fine and will give you an orgasm.